My son isn’t doing his homework

Starting it on fire. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, my brother stole it in a fit of sibling rivalry. My son isn’t doing his homework did do it all, some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked.

The lights in our house went out, i left it in my shirt and my mother put the shirt in the wash. And when I ran out of there — had to bail mom out of jail again.

It turns out he had a split — took me ages! I got bus, my mom’s whooping cough vaccination wore off and we had to go to the hospital. Brother had stolen it, my Dad accidentally put it in his briefcase and took it to work. But before I got a chance to save, my house is being fumigated and I don’t want to go in there and suffocate just to get it. Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework I was always a good — my daughter couldn’t turn in her homework because her dad had used it to start a fire in the wood stove.

Filled it in and turned it in to his teacher to prove how smart he was. Joe don’t have his homework because our family just got a new paper shredder, my dog got ahold of it and slobbered all over it. Paying attention to your phone instead of your surroundings is dangerous, i didn’t know I was supposed to write it down. Another student fell in a lake, i loaned it to a friend, i can’t believe you didn’t hear about it! I left it on your desk last Friday but its just not here and it was handwritten so I can’t print it off again, i let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

Funny Excuses For Not Doing Homework I was always a good, on-time, A-B student who always had his homework ready to present as the class bell rang. I can’t remember a time I needed an excuse for not having it prepared. This page I’m saving for my grandkids if they ever need a really good excuse why their homework was not ready on time. I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn’t have time to do it.

I didn’t do it because I didn’t want to add to my teacher’s heavy workload. A bunch of nerds stole it to make sure theirs were completely perfect. We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn’t feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven’t seen it since.